Undercover Art is a Great Gift Idea
Jack Heape asked:
My girlfriend is truly the queen of giving me the coolest but totally unpractical gifts, but last Christmas was the topper. She has great ******* and she came up with a way to constantly remind of them, but in a tasteful and unique way. It is called Undercover Art and the artist’s name is Jasmine.
On her website, Jasmine explains how she came up with the idea for Undercover Art. Jasmine (or Jazzie as she calls herself) says, “I wanted him (her boyfriend) to be continually reminded of his fascination with MY ******* even when I wasn’t there. I knew that I couldn’t make a bust of my breasts…..others might not think it as tasteful as he would and where would you display something like that? I also thought of how he feels my ******* and what I feel like up against his body. I experimented with different ideas (unfortunately, this was a surprise so I couldn’t include him on the discovery process) and developed a wonderful piece of modern art that is full of textures, styles, and of course, an imprint of my *******.”
And Jazzie truly did come up with a wonderful and unique piece of modern art. She creates these paintings that have many layers and textures of paint involved. The truly surprising thing is that unless you know what the paintings are representative of (in this case my girlfriend’s breasts), you will never have a clue what they are when you look at them. Before my girlfriend gave them to me, she showed them to her father! She said he absolutely loved the colors and textures of her new pieces but he had NO idea what they were!
I didn’t have any idea either when I first saw them. I opened her gift at Christmas time in front of my kids as well my mother! Then when no one was looking, my girlfriend explained to me what they were. After that, I couldn’t take my eyes off of them. I could not resist touching the paintings where the indentations of her ******* were and tracing the outlines of her *******.
The paintings now hang on the wall at my house. Many guests to my home have commented on the intense colors and depth, and what a wonderful piece of art work they are. I have not told anyone what they are yet, only saying that “my girlfriend did them for me for Christmas.”
How does this body art process of Jazzie’s work? Well, first of all you will receive a primed and base coated canvas. Don’t worry about the different colors that are on it. Your finished piece will have over 20 different colors and textures and this is just the first layer of many. You will also receive a container of Windsor Newton Heavy Gel Medium. In an artist’s world this is the wonderful stuff that can make a canvas come alive with texture and depth. It basically just looks and feels like Elmer’s glue. It dries clear and can be kind of sticky, but your private parts won’t come attached to the canvas what so ever.
Step one:
Remove the canvas from the box as well as the Heavy Gel Medium. Look at some of the examples that I have given you to see what kind of final product you would like to accomplish. Do you want to have just one imprint in the bottom corner? Do you want to do two on each ****** to show how your ******* are together? Do you want to do a cluster of imprints? That is up to you. My personal favorite is doing two or three imprints in a random pattern on the bottom 1/3 of the painting.
Next step is to take a spatula, butter knife, or your fingers and “paint” the gel onto the section of the canvas that you want. You don’t need to do it very thick….for those precise people I would say about 1/8 of an inch thick…for the others, play with it and see what you like. I don’t recommend doing this over the whole canvas. The depth of these paintings will pick up different textures and colors. And to leave the other parts of the canvas as they are make it look the best.
Now, the fun part (or should I say sticky part?). Take your ****** and “imprint” it…..just push it up on the canvas into the gel and pull away. If you are a larger breasted woman let your ****** hang down and touch the canvas that way. It will give you a better imprint. You will see an imprint of your ******. If you like the way it looks, leave it. If you don’t like it, smooth it out and try it again. You can do this process over and over till you get the right look. And remember, you can use ice to get a better imprint (or if you are getting your significant other involved make them engage in the process!)
Next you need to let the gel dry on the canvas (not on your breasts). Take a wet warm wash cloth and wipe off your *******. If you miss some of the gel and it dries just get in the shower and rinse off. If not you will start to “peel” as the glue is dries. Don’t worry, the imprint on the canvas will just look like a clear blob for now. Once the gel dries clear, put your painting back in the box. If you want to write a special message on the back of the canvas, do that now. The easiest way to do it is with a sharpie straight on the back. Send it back to her, and she will create a wonderful piece that you can give and hang on the wall.
Undercover Art is a great way to give a unique and special gift to someone you love. Take a look at some of Jazzie’s work at www.undercoverart.info. You will be glad you did.
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My girlfriend is truly the queen of giving me the coolest but totally unpractical gifts, but last Christmas was the topper. She has great ******* and she came up with a way to constantly remind of them, but in a tasteful and unique way. It is called Undercover Art and the artist’s name is Jasmine.
On her website, Jasmine explains how she came up with the idea for Undercover Art. Jasmine (or Jazzie as she calls herself) says, “I wanted him (her boyfriend) to be continually reminded of his fascination with MY ******* even when I wasn’t there. I knew that I couldn’t make a bust of my breasts…..others might not think it as tasteful as he would and where would you display something like that? I also thought of how he feels my ******* and what I feel like up against his body. I experimented with different ideas (unfortunately, this was a surprise so I couldn’t include him on the discovery process) and developed a wonderful piece of modern art that is full of textures, styles, and of course, an imprint of my *******.”
And Jazzie truly did come up with a wonderful and unique piece of modern art. She creates these paintings that have many layers and textures of paint involved. The truly surprising thing is that unless you know what the paintings are representative of (in this case my girlfriend’s breasts), you will never have a clue what they are when you look at them. Before my girlfriend gave them to me, she showed them to her father! She said he absolutely loved the colors and textures of her new pieces but he had NO idea what they were!
I didn’t have any idea either when I first saw them. I opened her gift at Christmas time in front of my kids as well my mother! Then when no one was looking, my girlfriend explained to me what they were. After that, I couldn’t take my eyes off of them. I could not resist touching the paintings where the indentations of her ******* were and tracing the outlines of her *******.
The paintings now hang on the wall at my house. Many guests to my home have commented on the intense colors and depth, and what a wonderful piece of art work they are. I have not told anyone what they are yet, only saying that “my girlfriend did them for me for Christmas.”
How does this body art process of Jazzie’s work? Well, first of all you will receive a primed and base coated canvas. Don’t worry about the different colors that are on it. Your finished piece will have over 20 different colors and textures and this is just the first layer of many. You will also receive a container of Windsor Newton Heavy Gel Medium. In an artist’s world this is the wonderful stuff that can make a canvas come alive with texture and depth. It basically just looks and feels like Elmer’s glue. It dries clear and can be kind of sticky, but your private parts won’t come attached to the canvas what so ever.
Step one:
Remove the canvas from the box as well as the Heavy Gel Medium. Look at some of the examples that I have given you to see what kind of final product you would like to accomplish. Do you want to have just one imprint in the bottom corner? Do you want to do two on each ****** to show how your ******* are together? Do you want to do a cluster of imprints? That is up to you. My personal favorite is doing two or three imprints in a random pattern on the bottom 1/3 of the painting.
Next step is to take a spatula, butter knife, or your fingers and “paint” the gel onto the section of the canvas that you want. You don’t need to do it very thick….for those precise people I would say about 1/8 of an inch thick…for the others, play with it and see what you like. I don’t recommend doing this over the whole canvas. The depth of these paintings will pick up different textures and colors. And to leave the other parts of the canvas as they are make it look the best.
Now, the fun part (or should I say sticky part?). Take your ****** and “imprint” it…..just push it up on the canvas into the gel and pull away. If you are a larger breasted woman let your ****** hang down and touch the canvas that way. It will give you a better imprint. You will see an imprint of your ******. If you like the way it looks, leave it. If you don’t like it, smooth it out and try it again. You can do this process over and over till you get the right look. And remember, you can use ice to get a better imprint (or if you are getting your significant other involved make them engage in the process!)
Next you need to let the gel dry on the canvas (not on your breasts). Take a wet warm wash cloth and wipe off your *******. If you miss some of the gel and it dries just get in the shower and rinse off. If not you will start to “peel” as the glue is dries. Don’t worry, the imprint on the canvas will just look like a clear blob for now. Once the gel dries clear, put your painting back in the box. If you want to write a special message on the back of the canvas, do that now. The easiest way to do it is with a sharpie straight on the back. Send it back to her, and she will create a wonderful piece that you can give and hang on the wall.
Undercover Art is a great way to give a unique and special gift to someone you love. Take a look at some of Jazzie’s work at www.undercoverart.info. You will be glad you did.
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